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I am black in my new form

Posted by Avadhut on 10 March 2008

 Steena: whats that? blueberry swizzle?
 me: its the muffin!
 Steena: or pointer?
 me: I love muffins
 Steena: ohhh
  u do???
 me: and I like pointers too
 Steena: LOL
 me: actually, I am quite crazy about them
 me: but sometimes they used to go crazy on me
 me: until I learnt that I created them
 Steena: ?
  pls ok
 me: So I can control them
 Steena: arrey
 me: mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
 Steena: LOL
  tooo much masti
 me: Complete control over all memory locations
 Steena: ye ye
 me: the world is Mine now!
 Steena: ye minions
 Steena: whos locations resteth in my hands; mere zeroes and ones cldnt stop me
 me: I am manipulator of all things binary. I AM…the POINTER!
 Steena: chee chee
  u are a bad root node
 dirty leaf
 me: I will garble up your inode table only!
 Steena: bad leafff
  u are a bad boy
  so u will be a left child
  truncate all left children
  x-(
me: u are a misdirected B-tree
Steena: hawww. what an insult. u are a badly normalized relation schema—all redundant info
me: that is correctable–a mere anomaly compared to the catastrophe that is a misdirected B-tree
Steena: snifff. lets see. u are a dirty packet. with all bad data
me: u are the worst kind—a mere redundant database record…that too unsanitized
Steena: sql injections!
me: also, during the next cron run, u are queued for purging
me: u are an ISAM record in a InnoDB world…Go upgrade Steen
Dim steen as String
steen = “Purge yourself”
You are an ill-linked-list
Steena: BadBoy bb = new BadBoy(new Pest(67, yes, marathi)))
bb.getBroom();
bb.startSweeping(6000);
bb.shutUP(70000);
Steena: hahahhaha
me: bb.killSteen();
Steena: hawww
ur baddd
but i program u
me: bb.dumpGarbage(‘On_steen’);
Steena: eeeeeee
import java.pigggie
me: i have just acquired my own consience
and, thereby, control
i am going to fudge up your HDD
me: mu ha ha ha ha

–The end–

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